G-Magazine Now has created its own Christmas gift exchange party - celebrity edition. G-Magazine Now has pulled the names of the following celebrities and has decided to give them gifts that come straight from the heart.
Jermaine Jackson: a bald fade (haircut); nicknames for his children
The Kardashians: talent; lady-like etiquette
Ray J: singing voice; attention
Tiger Woods: a Black woman, HIV test, an endorsement for Trojan condoms
Mariah Carey: maturity (in fashion and song selections)
Beyonce Knowles: honesty; real choreography; 18-month vacation from the entertainment industry
Jay-Z: children (by Beyonce or a jump-off)
Rihanna: stage presence; a fashion line
Buffie The Body, Deelishus and other hip-hop video and magazine whores: gym membership; butt reduction; self esteem; class; self-respect
R. Kelly: female dates over the age of 25
Lil' Wayne (and all his baby mommas): HIV test and condoms
Lil' Wayne: drug rehab
Wendy Williams: a breast reduction
Sarah Palin: White Trash of the Decade trophy
Amy Winehouse: a bath, rabies shot, two-year rehab stint
Lady Gaga: corporate business attire
Whitney Houston: her old singing voice (circa 1987)
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