G-Magazine Now has created its own Christmas gift exchange party - celebrity edition. G-Magazine Now has pulled the names of the following celebrities and has decided to give them gifts that come straight from the heart.
Jermaine Jackson: a bald fade (haircut); nicknames for his children
The Kardashians: talent; lady-like etiquette
Ray J: singing voice; attention
Tiger Woods: a Black woman, HIV test, an endorsement for Trojan condoms
Mariah Carey: maturity (in fashion and song selections)
Beyonce Knowles: honesty; real choreography; 18-month vacation from the entertainment industry
Jay-Z: children (by Beyonce or a jump-off)
Rihanna: stage presence; a fashion line
Buffie The Body, Deelishus and other hip-hop video and magazine whores: gym membership; butt reduction; self esteem; class; self-respect
R. Kelly: female dates over the age of 25
Lil' Wayne (and all his baby mommas): HIV test and condoms
Lil' Wayne: drug rehab
Wendy Williams: a breast reduction
Sarah Palin: White Trash of the Decade trophy
Amy Winehouse: a bath, rabies shot, two-year rehab stint
Lady Gaga: corporate business attire
Whitney Houston: her old singing voice (circa 1987)
Mary J. Blige: boxing gloves
50 Cent: humility and face transplant
Michael Vick: cats
Keyshia Cole: vocal training for live performances
Soulja Boy: rhyming skills
Kelly Clarkson: Weight Watchers for one year
Lauryn Hill: normalcy and a new album
Erykah Badu: a marriage to the next baby daddy
Neffe (Keyshia Cole's sister): anger management and parenting classes
NeNe Leakes: class and self-esteem
Lisa Wu-Hartwell: Ritalin
T.I.: a welcome back party
Fabolous: dental work
Redman: one year's worth of covers on High Times magazine
LL Cool J, Lil' Kim, Kim Kardashian, Smokey Robinson and Vivica A. Fox: reverse plastic surgery
Monica & Fantasia: tattoo removal
Brandy: a chauffeur
Ciara: singing voice; her own personal style
Do you have any ideas for some good celebrity gifts?
LOL funny list
I agree the video hoes need self esteem but disagree about the booty reduction.
and with a hundred mistress on the side I'm surprised didn't have least one that was Black.
here's my list
A lot of rappers out right now could take rapping lessons.
Lil Wayne could use a editor someone to tell him when his rhymes are good and when they are bad.
Kid Cuddi could use singing lessons if he is set on signing on his songs.
Posted by: Hot Black Celebrities | December 27, 2009 at 19:27